Sick Notes Gallery

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Mild AI malaise — Patient occasionally has to think for themselves and is visibly overwhelmed by this. (Affected service: GitHub Copilot ...

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The AI service is back online. Patient is already showing early signs of prod...

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Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: Gi...

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The AI service is back online. Patient is already showing early signs of prod...

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Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: GitHub Copilot — ...

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Recovery complete. Patient has regained access to their AI tool and can stop ...

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Mild impairment of work performance due to slow AI responses. Patient shows early signs of impatience. (Affected service: GitHub Copilot ...

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AI service has been restored. Patient may gradually return to work. A 2-hour ...

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Mild AI malaise — Patient occasionally has to think for themselves and is visibly overwhelmed by this. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Pinne...

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Recovery complete. Patient has regained access to their AI tool and can stop ...

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Mild impairment of work performance due to slow AI responses. Patient shows early signs of impatience. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Some ...

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AI service has been restored. Patient may gradually return to work. A 2-hour ...

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Mild AI malaise — Patient occasionally has to think for themselves and is visibly overwhelmed by this. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Incre...

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Recovery complete. Patient has regained access to their AI tool and can stop ...

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Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: ChatGPT — E...

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AI service has been restored. Patient may gradually return to work. A 2-hour ...

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Mild frustration symptoms due to increased AI service latency. Patient is irritably drumming fingers on the desk. (Affected service: Chat...

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The AI service is back online. Patient is already showing early signs of prod...

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Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affected service: ChatGPT...

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AI service has been restored. Patient may gradually return to work. A 2-hour ...

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Mild frustration symptoms due to increased AI service latency. Patient is irritably drumming fingers on the desk. (Affected service: Clau...

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Recovery complete. Patient has regained access to their AI tool and can stop ...

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Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: Claude Code...

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Recovery complete. Patient has regained access to their AI tool and can stop ...

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Mild frustration symptoms due to increased AI service latency. Patient is irritably drumming fingers on the desk. (Affected service: Clau...

Prognosis

The AI service is back online. Patient is already showing early signs of prod...

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Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: Claude API — Elev...

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The AI service is back online. Patient is already showing early signs of prod...

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Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...

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The AI service is back online. Patient is already showing early signs of prod...

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Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: Claude API ...

Prognosis

Recovery complete. Patient has regained access to their AI tool and can stop ...

Diagnosis

Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: Claude API ...

Prognosis

The AI service is back online. Patient is already showing early signs of prod...

Diagnosis

Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...

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AI service has been restored. Patient may gradually return to work. A 2-hour ...

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Mild AI malaise — Patient occasionally has to think for themselves and is visibly overwhelmed by this. (Affected service: Claude.ai — Del...

Prognosis

The AI service is back online. Patient is already showing early signs of prod...

Diagnosis

Mild frustration symptoms due to increased AI service latency. Patient is irritably drumming fingers on the desk. (Affected service: Clau...

Prognosis

The AI service is back online. Patient is already showing early signs of prod...

Diagnosis

Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: Claude.ai —...

Prognosis

Recovery complete. Patient has regained access to their AI tool and can stop ...

Diagnosis

Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: Claude.ai — Eleva...

Prognosis

The AI service is back online. Patient is already showing early signs of prod...