Sick Notes Gallery
Official excuse notes for when your AI tools let you down
Claude API User
SB-50F63ECD-20260629
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: Claude API — Elev...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Dr. Server Crash
Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Date
Jun 29, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-EA3EE6E4-20260628
Diagnosis
Mild impairment of work performance due to slow AI responses. Patient shows early signs of impatience. (Affected service: GitHub Copilot ...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Date
Jun 28, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-A04F33CE-20260627
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Dr. Server Crash
Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Date
Jun 27, 2026
Claude API User
SB-929E8472-20260627
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Recovery complete. Patient has regained access to their AI tool and can stop ...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Null Pointer
Director of the Institute for AI Dependency
Date
Jun 27, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-014F068A-20260627
Diagnosis
Mild AI malaise — Patient occasionally has to think for themselves and is visibly overwhelmed by this. (Affected service: GitHub Copilot ...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Date
Jun 27, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-87096CBA-20260626
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Codex U...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Dr. Claudia Timeout
Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Date
Jun 26, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-F11A2096-20260625
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: GitHub Copilot — ...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Bit Missing
Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Date
Jun 25, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-5B60BCEE-20260625
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Small N...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Dr. Claudia Timeout
Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Date
Jun 25, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-119022CA-20260625
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: ChatGPT — U...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Dr. Rita Bootloop
Specialist for Chronic Tool Failures
Date
Jun 25, 2026
Claude API User
SB-76CD4C3A-20260624
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: Claude API ...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Dr. Rita Bootloop
Specialist for Chronic Tool Failures
Date
Jun 24, 2026
Claude API User
SB-1F5111CB-20260624
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: Claude API — Elev...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Bit Missing
Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Date
Jun 24, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-0E87E235-20260624
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: ChatGPT — gpt-4o-...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Bit Missing
Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Date
Jun 24, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-C4C9E448-20260623
Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: Gi...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Dr. Rita Bootloop
Specialist for Chronic Tool Failures
Date
Jun 23, 2026
Claude.ai User
SB-1957F551-20260623
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Dr. Claudia Timeout
Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Date
Jun 23, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-77486E3D-20260623
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Bit Missing
Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Date
Jun 23, 2026
Claude API User
SB-25068DD5-20260623
Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: Cl...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Dr. Server Crash
Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Date
Jun 23, 2026
Claude API User
SB-D65AAF05-20260623
Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: Cl...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Date
Jun 23, 2026
Claude API User
SB-F6ED6AAE-20260622
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Dr. Claudia Timeout
Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Date
Jun 22, 2026
Claude API User
SB-53EE4040-20260622
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: Claude API ...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Bit Missing
Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Date
Jun 22, 2026
Claude API User
SB-72FD570E-20260622
Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: Cl...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Date
Jun 22, 2026
Claude API User
SB-26FA70E5-20260620
Diagnosis
Mild frustration symptoms due to increased AI service latency. Patient is irritably drumming fingers on the desk. (Affected service: Clau...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Date
Jun 20, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-9C336DBB-20260619
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: GitHub Copi...
Prognosis
Recovery complete. Patient has regained access to their AI tool and can stop ...
Issued by
Dr. Cache Overflow
Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Date
Jun 19, 2026
Claude API User
SB-529B2D10-20260619
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Date
Jun 19, 2026
Claude API User
SB-6D29A1CB-20260619
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: Claude API ...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Dr. Server Crash
Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Date
Jun 19, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-0937A00A-20260619
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Date
Jun 19, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-7D135B7B-20260618
Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: Ch...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Null Pointer
Director of the Institute for AI Dependency
Date
Jun 18, 2026
Claude.ai User
SB-768E770A-20260618
Diagnosis
Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affected service: Claude....
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Dr. Claudia Timeout
Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Date
Jun 18, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-281D175C-20260618
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Null Pointer
Director of the Institute for AI Dependency
Date
Jun 18, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-CF750863-20260617
Diagnosis
Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affected service: GitHub ...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Dr. Claudia Timeout
Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Date
Jun 17, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-4F7ADB1C-20260617
Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: Ch...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Date
Jun 17, 2026
Grok User
SB-BCE1A3DD-20260617
Diagnosis
Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affected service: Grok — ...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Date
Jun 17, 2026
Grok User
SB-C18F5CB7-20260617
Diagnosis
Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affected service: Grok — ...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Bit Missing
Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Date
Jun 17, 2026
Claude API User
SB-4F6EFDC8-20260617
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: Claude API — Elev...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Dr. Rita Bootloop
Specialist for Chronic Tool Failures
Date
Jun 17, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-EA6379F6-20260617
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Date
Jun 17, 2026
Claude API User
SB-BC1BD570-20260617
Diagnosis
Mild AI malaise — Patient occasionally has to think for themselves and is visibly overwhelmed by this. (Affected service: Claude API — So...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Dr. Server Crash
Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Date
Jun 17, 2026
Claude API User
SB-6322BB91-20260616
Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: Cl...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Dr. Server Crash
Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Date
Jun 16, 2026
Claude API User
SB-9DE55610-20260616
Diagnosis
Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affected service: Claude ...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Dr. Rita Bootloop
Specialist for Chronic Tool Failures
Date
Jun 16, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-6B4EE15D-20260616
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: GitHub Copi...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Null Pointer
Director of the Institute for AI Dependency
Date
Jun 16, 2026
Claude API User
SB-57C43961-20260616
Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: Cl...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Date
Jun 16, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-CBCF0698-20260616
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Codex "...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Bit Missing
Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Date
Jun 16, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-C72B9599-20260616
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Users m...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Date
Jun 16, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-F42F68EE-20260615
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: ChatGPT — FedRAMP...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Dr. Server Crash
Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Date
Jun 15, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-B0715D36-20260615
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Date
Jun 15, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-C65B698B-20260615
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: ChatGPT — O...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Dr. Cache Overflow
Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Date
Jun 15, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-BEB8DDCF-20260615
Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: Gi...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Dr. Cache Overflow
Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Date
Jun 15, 2026
Claude API User
SB-73D74136-20260615
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: Claude API ...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Date
Jun 15, 2026
Claude API User
SB-2F71AB43-20260613
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: Claude API ...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Date
Jun 13, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-40B020C8-20260611
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Elevate...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Date
Jun 11, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-912E85CD-20260611
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Elevate...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Date
Jun 11, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-920E90D4-20260611
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Date
Jun 11, 2026