Sick Notes Gallery
Official excuse notes for when your AI tools let you down
ChatGPT User
SB-541AAE58-20260925
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Issues ...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Dr. Cache Overflow
Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Date
Sep 25, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-C9AF36EC-20260924
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Elevate...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Dr. Cache Overflow
Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Date
Sep 24, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-B90C28CF-20260924
Diagnosis
Mild frustration symptoms due to increased AI service latency. Patient is irritably drumming fingers on the desk. (Affected service: GitH...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Date
Sep 24, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-61637F87-20260923
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Date
Sep 23, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-20967CC9-20260923
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Dr. Cache Overflow
Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Date
Sep 23, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-4113B2CA-20260923
Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: Ch...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Date
Sep 23, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-13FE772A-20260922
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: ChatGPT — E...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Date
Sep 22, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-B5ADC72C-20260922
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: ChatGPT — I...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Dr. Cache Overflow
Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Date
Sep 22, 2026
Grok User
SB-A44682AA-20260922
Diagnosis
Mild impairment of work performance due to slow AI responses. Patient shows early signs of impatience. (Affected service: Grok — [API (us...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Dr. Rita Bootloop
Specialist for Chronic Tool Failures
Date
Sep 22, 2026
Claude API User
SB-B0F2CB73-20260922
Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: Cl...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Date
Sep 22, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-659B6EE5-20260920
Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: Gi...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Dr. Rita Bootloop
Specialist for Chronic Tool Failures
Date
Sep 20, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-A8F6BF22-20260918
Diagnosis
Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affected service: ChatGPT...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Date
Sep 18, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-7ABA3708-20260918
Diagnosis
Mild impairment of work performance due to slow AI responses. Patient shows early signs of impatience. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Overb...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Dr. Server Crash
Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Date
Sep 18, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-E3B63D5F-20260918
Diagnosis
Mild frustration symptoms due to increased AI service latency. Patient is irritably drumming fingers on the desk. (Affected service: Chat...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Date
Sep 18, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-574944D0-20260917
Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: Ch...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Date
Sep 17, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-4A13DADA-20260917
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: GitHub Copilot — ...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Date
Sep 17, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-84C5D35A-20260917
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Dr. Claudia Timeout
Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Date
Sep 17, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-A7BF18F8-20260916
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: ChatGPT — E...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Date
Sep 16, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-2F9D8963-20260916
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Bit Missing
Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Date
Sep 16, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-9F59694F-20260916
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Elevate...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Date
Sep 16, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-B64F2AFB-20260915
Diagnosis
Mild frustration symptoms due to increased AI service latency. Patient is irritably drumming fingers on the desk. (Affected service: Chat...
Prognosis
Recovery complete. Patient has regained access to their AI tool and can stop ...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Date
Sep 15, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-AB0C741A-20260915
Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: Gi...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Date
Sep 15, 2026
Claude API User
SB-CED5D6B1-20260915
Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: Cl...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Date
Sep 15, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-3F56C078-20260915
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Null Pointer
Director of the Institute for AI Dependency
Date
Sep 15, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-C9F09F38-20260914
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Degrade...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Dr. Claudia Timeout
Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Date
Sep 14, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-37914E56-20260914
Diagnosis
Mild frustration symptoms due to increased AI service latency. Patient is irritably drumming fingers on the desk. (Affected service: GitH...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Dr. Rita Bootloop
Specialist for Chronic Tool Failures
Date
Sep 14, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-761C802E-20260914
Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: Ch...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Dr. Claudia Timeout
Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Date
Sep 14, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-97E8717E-20260914
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: ChatGPT — E...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Dr. Cache Overflow
Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Date
Sep 14, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-1394A16D-20260913
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Elevate...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Dr. Server Crash
Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Date
Sep 13, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-2F457C89-20260913
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: GitHub Copi...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Date
Sep 13, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-E0CEE8C7-20260913
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: ChatGPT — C...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Dr. Server Crash
Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Date
Sep 13, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-CDC2DD81-20260911
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Dr. Claudia Timeout
Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Date
Sep 11, 2026
Claude API User
SB-7501836E-20260911
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: Claude API ...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Dr. Cache Overflow
Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Date
Sep 11, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-6004FD49-20260911
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: ChatGPT — E...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Dr. Cache Overflow
Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Date
Sep 11, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-65ED5A6A-20260911
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Dr. Rita Bootloop
Specialist for Chronic Tool Failures
Date
Sep 11, 2026
Claude API User
SB-BF954831-20260910
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Dr. Cache Overflow
Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Date
Sep 10, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-4D3CCBF2-20260910
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: ChatGPT — E...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Dr. Cache Overflow
Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Date
Sep 10, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-7A2E92D6-20260910
Diagnosis
Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affected service: ChatGPT...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Date
Sep 10, 2026
Claude Code User
SB-DE99117A-20260910
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Null Pointer
Director of the Institute for AI Dependency
Date
Sep 10, 2026
Grok User
SB-1834738F-20260910
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Null Pointer
Director of the Institute for AI Dependency
Date
Sep 10, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-E9ADCD7B-20260910
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: ChatGPT — U...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Date
Sep 10, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-A6BD6C9F-20260909
Diagnosis
Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affected service: ChatGPT...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Dr. Cache Overflow
Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Date
Sep 09, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-4CEA7B6B-20260909
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Increas...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Dr. Rita Bootloop
Specialist for Chronic Tool Failures
Date
Sep 09, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-BA5CFAED-20260908
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Null Pointer
Director of the Institute for AI Dependency
Date
Sep 08, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-A9C5562F-20260908
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: ChatGPT — File up...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Null Pointer
Director of the Institute for AI Dependency
Date
Sep 08, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-4179B15F-20260904
Diagnosis
Mild frustration symptoms due to increased AI service latency. Patient is irritably drumming fingers on the desk. (Affected service: GitH...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Date
Sep 04, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-39752480-20260904
Diagnosis
Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affected service: GitHub ...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Null Pointer
Director of the Institute for AI Dependency
Date
Sep 04, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-6CF1DF84-20260904
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: ChatGPT — U...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Date
Sep 04, 2026
Grok User
SB-BB77ABB6-20260903
Diagnosis
Mild frustration symptoms due to increased AI service latency. Patient is irritably drumming fingers on the desk. (Affected service: Grok...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Bit Missing
Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Date
Sep 03, 2026
Grok User
SB-25C39580-20260903
Diagnosis
Mild impairment of work performance due to slow AI responses. Patient shows early signs of impatience. (Affected service: Grok — [Grok (O...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Date
Sep 03, 2026