Sick Notes Gallery
Official excuse notes for when your AI tools let you down
ChatGPT User
SB-DB52FF19-20261114
Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: Ch...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Dr. Server Crash
Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Date
Nov 14, 2026
Claude.ai User
SB-B0B777BB-20261114
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Null Pointer
Director of the Institute for AI Dependency
Date
Nov 14, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-8C89D55D-20261113
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: GitHub Copi...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Dr. Cache Overflow
Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Date
Nov 13, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-BEA6F4E8-20261113
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: ChatGPT — D...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Bit Missing
Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Date
Nov 13, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-01B7F1A3-20261113
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Date
Nov 13, 2026
Claude Code User
SB-DD5C42B4-20261113
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Dr. Claudia Timeout
Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Date
Nov 13, 2026
Claude.ai User
SB-185A2FF7-20261113
Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: Cl...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Null Pointer
Director of the Institute for AI Dependency
Date
Nov 13, 2026
Claude Console User
SB-37CCD331-20261113
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Date
Nov 13, 2026
Claude Code User
SB-DD3DA565-20261113
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: Claude Code — Ele...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Bit Missing
Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Date
Nov 13, 2026
Claude.ai User
SB-4E2F2DED-20261113
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: Claude.ai —...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Date
Nov 13, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-0252C305-20261113
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Dr. Claudia Timeout
Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Date
Nov 13, 2026
Grok User
SB-662433BE-20261112
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Dr. Rita Bootloop
Specialist for Chronic Tool Failures
Date
Nov 12, 2026
Grok User
SB-16E70890-20261112
Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: Gr...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Dr. Cache Overflow
Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Date
Nov 12, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-4845CAFC-20261112
Diagnosis
Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affected service: GitHub ...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Null Pointer
Director of the Institute for AI Dependency
Date
Nov 12, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-DDF968A0-20261112
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Bit Missing
Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Date
Nov 12, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-D58F1BF2-20261112
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Elevate...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Date
Nov 12, 2026
Claude API User
SB-4793BDF1-20261112
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Dr. Claudia Timeout
Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Date
Nov 12, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-5681E129-20261112
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: ChatGPT — GPT-ima...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Dr. Claudia Timeout
Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Date
Nov 12, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-1243BD39-20261111
Diagnosis
Mild AI malaise — Patient occasionally has to think for themselves and is visibly overwhelmed by this. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Unabl...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Date
Nov 11, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-44090000-20261111
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: GitHub Copilot — ...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Bit Missing
Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Date
Nov 11, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-C016334E-20261111
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: ChatGPT — E...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Dr. Claudia Timeout
Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Date
Nov 11, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-5C19F130-20261111
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: GitHub Copi...
Prognosis
The AI service is back online. Patient is already showing early signs of prod...
Issued by
Dr. Server Crash
Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Date
Nov 11, 2026
Claude API User
SB-2D43B75F-20261110
Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: Cl...
Prognosis
AI service has been restored. Patient may gradually return to work. A 2-hour ...
Issued by
Dr. Claudia Timeout
Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Date
Nov 10, 2026
Grok User
SB-8DF95A24-20261110
Diagnosis
Mild frustration symptoms due to increased AI service latency. Patient is irritably drumming fingers on the desk. (Affected service: Grok...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Date
Nov 10, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-FC099B85-20261110
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: GitHub Copilot — ...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Bit Missing
Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Date
Nov 10, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-6EB9F92D-20261110
Diagnosis
Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affected service: ChatGPT...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Date
Nov 10, 2026
Grok User
SB-CEB3DEA1-20261109
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Date
Nov 09, 2026
Grok User
SB-ED945710-20261109
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Dr. Claudia Timeout
Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Date
Nov 09, 2026
Grok User
SB-C86C439E-20261109
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Null Pointer
Director of the Institute for AI Dependency
Date
Nov 09, 2026
Grok User
SB-734441E0-20261109
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: Grok — [Clo...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Null Pointer
Director of the Institute for AI Dependency
Date
Nov 09, 2026
Grok User
SB-C0A4BA20-20261109
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Dr. Cache Overflow
Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Date
Nov 09, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-C96D89B2-20261109
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Null Pointer
Director of the Institute for AI Dependency
Date
Nov 09, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-E2C0F09B-20261109
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Elevate...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Dr. Rita Bootloop
Specialist for Chronic Tool Failures
Date
Nov 09, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-0FA190D1-20261109
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: GitHub Copi...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Dr. Rita Bootloop
Specialist for Chronic Tool Failures
Date
Nov 09, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-5A3BF3F8-20261109
Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: Ch...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Date
Nov 09, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-0564184F-20261109
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: GitHub Copilot — ...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Date
Nov 09, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-748612E4-20261109
Diagnosis
Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affected service: GitHub ...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Dr. Server Crash
Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Date
Nov 09, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-5595F68D-20261108
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Dr. Claudia Timeout
Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Date
Nov 08, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-B622F1E6-20261108
Diagnosis
Mild frustration symptoms due to increased AI service latency. Patient is irritably drumming fingers on the desk. (Affected service: GitH...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Dr. Claudia Timeout
Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Date
Nov 08, 2026
Claude Code User
SB-B4DCD1FA-20261108
Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: Cl...
Prognosis
AI service has been restored. Patient may gradually return to work. A 2-hour ...
Issued by
Dr. Claudia Timeout
Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Date
Nov 08, 2026
Claude.ai User
SB-8C3525B7-20261108
Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: Claude.ai —...
Prognosis
AI service has been restored. Patient may gradually return to work. A 2-hour ...
Issued by
Dr. Cache Overflow
Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Date
Nov 08, 2026
Claude API User
SB-08CCF8B0-20261108
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. U...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Date
Nov 08, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-A1C6189B-20261106
Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: Ch...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Bit Missing
Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Date
Nov 06, 2026
Grok User
SB-71F19C8A-20261106
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: Grok — [Grok Bot]...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Dr. Server Crash
Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Date
Nov 06, 2026
Grok User
SB-C13276E1-20261106
Diagnosis
Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affected service: Grok — ...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Dr. Cache Overflow
Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Date
Nov 06, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-CEB6AE62-20261105
Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: Gi...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Dr. Cache Overflow
Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Date
Nov 05, 2026
GitHub Copilot User
SB-1815CA8D-20261105
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back onli...
Issued by
Dr. Server Crash
Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Date
Nov 05, 2026
ChatGPT User
SB-9BA0DBC8-20261105
Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected ser...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Dr. Claudia Timeout
Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Date
Nov 05, 2026
Grok User
SB-77ACF2A8-20261105
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: Grok — [Cursor ID...
Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every...
Issued by
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Date
Nov 05, 2026
Grok User
SB-F3006628-20261105
Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: Grok — [Cursor ID...
Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question un...
Issued by
Dr. Server Crash
Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Date
Nov 05, 2026