Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-C016334E-20261111
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Elevated errors affecting logins, sign-ups, and ChatGPT features)
🔮 Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every 30 seconds.
Issuing Physician
Dr. Claudia Timeout
Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
November 11, 2026
20:52 UTC
Certificate #SB-C016334E-20261111
Certified
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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.