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Sorry-Boss.com

"Sorry Boss, I can't work today — my AI is down."

We monitor the world's smartest AIs — and when they go down, we write you an official sick note so you can tell your boss why you can't get anything done.

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Recent Sick Notes 📋

Your excuse for not working — signed by a certified doctor

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GitHub Copilot User

Mild AI malaise — Patient occasionally has to think for themselves and is visibly overwhelmed by this. (Affected serv...

🩺 Dr. Server Crash · Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Mar 27, 2026
SB-983738BE-20260327 View Certificate →
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GitHub Copilot User

Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (...

🩺 Prof. Dr. Bit Missing · Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Mar 27, 2026
SB-C6C62E72-20260327 View Certificate →
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GitHub Copilot User

Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected servic...

🩺 Prof. Dr. Bit Missing · Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Mar 27, 2026
SB-844858F7-20260327 View Certificate →
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GitHub Copilot User

Mild impairment of work performance due to slow AI responses. Patient shows early signs of impatience. (Affected serv...

🩺 Dr. Rita Bootloop · Specialist for Chronic Tool Failures
Mar 27, 2026
SB-9155D35F-20260327 View Certificate →
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ChatGPT User

Mild AI malaise — Patient occasionally has to think for themselves and is visibly overwhelmed by this. (Affected serv...

🩺 Dr. Cache Overflow · Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Mar 27, 2026
SB-C76CBDA8-20260327 View Certificate →
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ChatGPT User

Mild impairment of work performance due to slow AI responses. Patient shows early signs of impatience. (Affected serv...

🩺 Prof. Dr. Bit Missing · Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Mar 27, 2026
SB-4CED4925-20260327 View Certificate →
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ChatGPT User

Mild AI malaise — Patient occasionally has to think for themselves and is visibly overwhelmed by this. (Affected serv...

🩺 Prof. Dr. Null Pointer · Director of the Institute for AI Dependency
Mar 27, 2026
SB-7589B0FB-20260327 View Certificate →
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ChatGPT User

Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected ...

🩺 Dr. Server Crash · Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Mar 27, 2026
SB-8DFCA457-20260327 View Certificate →
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ChatGPT User

Mild frustration symptoms due to increased AI service latency. Patient is irritably drumming fingers on the desk. (Af...

🩺 Dr. Server Crash · Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Mar 27, 2026
SB-A5F397F0-20260327 View Certificate →
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ChatGPT User

Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affec...

🩺 Prof. Dr. Error 503 · Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Mar 27, 2026
SB-3D1F10FC-20260327 View Certificate →

How It Works

Three simple steps to peak AI absenteeism documentation

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1. We Monitor

Our crawlers check AI service status pages around the clock. ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Copilot — we've got eyes on all of them.

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2. AI Goes Down

When a service goes down, we detect it instantly. And if you can't work without it, you deserve an official excuse.

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3. You Get a Sick Note

A certified doctor issues you an official German-style "Krankmeldung" (sick note) explaining why you can't work. Complete with diagnosis, prognosis, and a very serious stamp.