Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-7B437B37-20260422
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: ChatGPT — ChatGPT free users are seeing errors when having conversations)
🔮 Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every 30 seconds.
Issuing Physician
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
April 22, 2026
01:11 UTC
Certificate #SB-7B437B37-20260422
Certified
SICK
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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.