Official Document

Medical Sick Note

Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage

SB-3DA31A24-20260423

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The AI service has recovered. The employee may return to work.

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Employee / Patient

Claude API User

Unable to work due to Claude API outage (Anthropic) — View service page


🩺 Diagnosis

Mild AI malaise — Patient occasionally has to think for themselves and is visibly overwhelmed by this. (Affected service: Claude API — Issues with responses using structured outputs on the API)

🔮 Prognosis

Recovery complete. Patient has regained access to their AI tool and can stop pretending to work manually.


Issuing Physician

Prof. Dr. Error 503

Chief of the Productivity Loss Department

Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity

Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute

Date of Issuance

April 23, 2026

21:26 UTC

Certificate #SB-3DA31A24-20260423

Certified

SICK

Sorry-Boss.com

This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.