Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-819B5066-20260507
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Elevated transcription failures affecting ChatGPT & Codex)
🔮 Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. Until then: Netflix.
Issuing Physician
Dr. Cache Overflow
Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
May 07, 2026
17:26 UTC
Certificate #SB-819B5066-20260507
Certified
SICK
Sorry-Boss.com
This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.