Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-33E080F6-20260513
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
Employee / Patient
GitHub Copilot User
Unable to work due to GitHub Copilot outage (GitHub) — View service page
🩺 Diagnosis
Mild AI malaise — Patient occasionally has to think for themselves and is visibly overwhelmed by this. (Affected service: GitHub Copilot — Incident with CodeQL)
🔮 Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. Until then: Netflix.
Issuing Physician
Dr. Claudia Timeout
Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
May 13, 2026
14:45 UTC
Certificate #SB-33E080F6-20260513
Certified
SICK
Sorry-Boss.com
This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.