Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-5D5D914C-20260513
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Mild frustration symptoms due to increased AI service latency. Patient is irritably drumming fingers on the desk. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Issues accessing ChatGPT for logged-out users)
🔮 Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every 30 seconds.
Issuing Physician
Dr. Cache Overflow
Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
May 13, 2026
23:15 UTC
Certificate #SB-5D5D914C-20260513
Certified
SICK
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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.