Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-D9E2C205-20260519
The AI service has recovered. The employee may return to work.
Employee / Patient
Claude.ai User
Unable to work due to Claude.ai outage (Anthropic) — View service page
🩺 Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: Claude.ai — Elevated errors on Claude.ai and Claude Code login)
🔮 Prognosis
The AI service is back online. Patient is already showing early signs of productivity. Full work capacity expected within minutes.
Issuing Physician
Prof. Dr. Null Pointer
Director of the Institute for AI Dependency
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
May 19, 2026
05:00 UTC
Certificate #SB-D9E2C205-20260519
Certified
SICK
Sorry-Boss.com
This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.