Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-C4F98083-20260528
The AI service has recovered. The employee may return to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Subscription checkout failing)
🔮 Prognosis
The AI service is back online. Patient is already showing early signs of productivity. Full work capacity expected within minutes.
Issuing Physician
Dr. Rita Bootloop
Specialist for Chronic Tool Failures
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
May 28, 2026
09:39 UTC
Certificate #SB-C4F98083-20260528
Certified
SICK
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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.