Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-F7D2CABD-20260331
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Elevated failures for some users joining ChatGPT Enterprise and ChatGPT Edu workspaces via SSO.)
🔮 Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back online. We recommend patience and snacks.
Issuing Physician
Prof. Dr. Null Pointer
Director of the Institute for AI Dependency
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
March 31, 2026
14:42 UTC
Certificate #SB-F7D2CABD-20260331
Certified
SICK
Sorry-Boss.com
This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.