Official Document

Medical Sick Note

Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage

SB-BCE1A3DD-20260617

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AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.

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Employee / Patient

Grok User

Unable to work due to Grok outage (xAI) — View service page

🩺 Diagnosis

Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affected service: Grok — [API (us-east-1.api.x.ai)] Increased Error rate on Image Generation Endpoint)

🔮 Prognosis

The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back online. We recommend patience and snacks.

Issuing Physician

Dr. Packet Loss

Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity

Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity

Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute

Date of Issuance

June 17, 2026

12:24 UTC

Certificate #SB-BCE1A3DD-20260617

Certified

SICK

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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.