Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-F2D0A8EC-20260327
The AI service has recovered. The employee may return to work.
Employee / Patient
Claude.ai User
Unable to work due to Claude.ai outage (Anthropic) — View service page
🩺 Diagnosis
Mild AI malaise — Patient occasionally has to think for themselves and is visibly overwhelmed by this. (Affected service: Claude.ai — Delayed response completion on Claude.ai)
🔮 Prognosis
The AI service is back online. Patient is already showing early signs of productivity. Full work capacity expected within minutes.
Issuing Physician
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
March 27, 2026
21:34 UTC
Certificate #SB-F2D0A8EC-20260327
Certified
SICK
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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.