Official Document

Medical Sick Note

Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage

SB-5EBC5BA3-20260721

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AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.

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Employee / Patient

Claude.ai User

Unable to work due to Claude.ai outage (Anthropic) — View service page

🩺 Diagnosis

Mild frustration symptoms due to increased AI service latency. Patient is irritably drumming fingers on the desk. (Affected service: Claude.ai — Service disruption on Claude services)

🔮 Prognosis

Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question until the AI is back online.

Issuing Physician

Prof. Dr. Error 503

Chief of the Productivity Loss Department

Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity

Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute

Date of Issuance

July 21, 2026

17:48 UTC

Certificate #SB-5EBC5BA3-20260721

Certified

SICK

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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.