Official Document

Medical Sick Note

Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage

SB-A48D355B-20260406

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AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.

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Employee / Patient

ChatGPT User

Unable to work due to ChatGPT outage (OpenAI) — View service page

🩺 Diagnosis

Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: ChatGPT — GET /v1/responses endpoint is currently down and unable to serve requests)

🔮 Prognosis

Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question until the AI is back online.

Issuing Physician

Prof. Dr. Error 503

Chief of the Productivity Loss Department

Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity

Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute

Date of Issuance

April 06, 2026

10:12 UTC

Certificate #SB-A48D355B-20260406

Certified

SICK

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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.