Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-BC724152-20260811
The AI service has recovered. The employee may return to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Mild AI malaise — Patient occasionally has to think for themselves and is visibly overwhelmed by this. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Users unable to login to ads manager)
🔮 Prognosis
Recovery complete. Patient has regained access to their AI tool and can stop pretending to work manually.
Issuing Physician
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
August 11, 2026
17:30 UTC
Certificate #SB-BC724152-20260811
Certified
SICK
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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.