Official Document

Medical Sick Note

Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage

SB-25C39580-20260903

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AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.

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Employee / Patient

Grok User

Unable to work due to Grok outage (xAI) — View service page

🩺 Diagnosis

Mild impairment of work performance due to slow AI responses. Patient shows early signs of impatience. (Affected service: Grok — [Grok (Office/Workspace Plugins)] Models outage)

🔮 Prognosis

Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. Until then: Netflix.

Issuing Physician

Prof. Dr. Error 503

Chief of the Productivity Loss Department

Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity

Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute

Date of Issuance

September 03, 2026

15:00 UTC

Certificate #SB-25C39580-20260903

Certified

SICK

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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.