Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-6CF1DF84-20260904
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Users in APAC region may face increased error in ChatGPT, Work, image generation, file upload, Voice, and Codex Cloud)
🔮 Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back online. We recommend patience and snacks.
Issuing Physician
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
September 04, 2026
07:15 UTC
Certificate #SB-6CF1DF84-20260904
Certified
SICK
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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.