Official Document

Medical Sick Note

Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage

SB-A9C5562F-20260908

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AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.

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Employee / Patient

ChatGPT User

Unable to work due to ChatGPT outage (OpenAI) — View service page

🩺 Diagnosis

Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: ChatGPT — File uploads are delayed or failing)

🔮 Prognosis

Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. Until then: Netflix.

Issuing Physician

Prof. Dr. Null Pointer

Director of the Institute for AI Dependency

Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity

Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute

Date of Issuance

September 08, 2026

14:45 UTC

Certificate #SB-A9C5562F-20260908

Certified

SICK

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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.