Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-65ED5A6A-20260911
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Elevated errors for ChatGPT users in Europe)
🔮 Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. Until then: Netflix.
Issuing Physician
Dr. Rita Bootloop
Specialist for Chronic Tool Failures
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
September 11, 2026
08:00 UTC
Certificate #SB-65ED5A6A-20260911
Certified
SICK
Sorry-Boss.com
This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.