Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-1394A16D-20260913
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Elevated errors for ChatGPT users in Europe)
🔮 Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. Until then: Netflix.
Issuing Physician
Dr. Server Crash
Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
September 13, 2026
17:00 UTC
Certificate #SB-1394A16D-20260913
Certified
SICK
Sorry-Boss.com
This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.