Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-A44682AA-20260922
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Mild impairment of work performance due to slow AI responses. Patient shows early signs of impatience. (Affected service: Grok — [API (us-east-1.api.x.ai)] Outages across API, Grok.com, and Grok Build)
🔮 Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. Until then: Netflix.
Issuing Physician
Dr. Rita Bootloop
Specialist for Chronic Tool Failures
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
September 22, 2026
01:15 UTC
Certificate #SB-A44682AA-20260922
Certified
SICK
Sorry-Boss.com
This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.