Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-4113B2CA-20260923
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Elevated Error Rates for ChatGPT across Plus and Pro plans.)
🔮 Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every 30 seconds.
Issuing Physician
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
September 23, 2026
09:15 UTC
Certificate #SB-4113B2CA-20260923
Certified
SICK
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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.