Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-639EA016-20260409
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
Employee / Patient
GitHub Copilot User
Unable to work due to GitHub Copilot outage (GitHub) — View service page
🩺 Diagnosis
Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affected service: GitHub Copilot — Disruption with some GitHub services)
🔮 Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back online. We recommend patience and snacks.
Issuing Physician
Prof. Dr. Null Pointer
Director of the Institute for AI Dependency
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
April 09, 2026
09:56 UTC
Certificate #SB-639EA016-20260409
Certified
SICK
Sorry-Boss.com
This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.