Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-72AC2689-20261027
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: Gemini — RESOLVED: Multiple services were experiencing issues in the europe-west2 region.)
🔮 Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. Until then: Netflix.
Issuing Physician
Dr. Cache Overflow
Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
October 27, 2026
15:25 UTC
Certificate #SB-72AC2689-20261027
Certified
SICK
Sorry-Boss.com
This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.