Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-B4DCD1FA-20261108
The AI service has recovered. The employee may return to work.
Employee / Patient
Claude Code User
Unable to work due to Claude Code outage (Anthropic) — View service page
🩺 Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: Claude Code — Degraded performance for Claude Fable 5.1)
🔮 Prognosis
AI service has been restored. Patient may gradually return to work. A 2-hour grace period is recommended.
Issuing Physician
Dr. Claudia Timeout
Specialist for AI Outage Syndromes
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
November 08, 2026
09:07 UTC
Certificate #SB-B4DCD1FA-20261108
Certified
SICK
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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.