Official Document

Medical Sick Note

Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage

SB-6EB9F92D-20261110

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AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.

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Employee / Patient

ChatGPT User

Unable to work due to ChatGPT outage (OpenAI) — View service page

🩺 Diagnosis

Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Incorrect cost data in Costs API exports)

🔮 Prognosis

Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question until the AI is back online.

Issuing Physician

Dr. Packet Loss

Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity

Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity

Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute

Date of Issuance

November 10, 2026

04:52 UTC

Certificate #SB-6EB9F92D-20261110

Certified

SICK

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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.