Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-B0B777BB-20261114
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
Employee / Patient
Claude.ai User
Unable to work due to Claude.ai outage (Anthropic) — View service page
🩺 Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected service: Claude.ai — Elevated purchasing errors on claude.ai)
🔮 Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. Until then: Netflix.
Issuing Physician
Prof. Dr. Null Pointer
Director of the Institute for AI Dependency
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
November 14, 2026
03:07 UTC
Certificate #SB-B0B777BB-20261114
Certified
SICK
Sorry-Boss.com
This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.