Official Document

Medical Sick Note

Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage

SB-EABC7EBA-20260422

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AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.

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Employee / Patient

ChatGPT User

Unable to work due to ChatGPT outage (OpenAI) — View service page

🩺 Diagnosis

Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Enterprise, business & education workspaces seeing elevated rate of conversation errors)

🔮 Prognosis

Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every 30 seconds.

Issuing Physician

Dr. Rita Bootloop

Specialist for Chronic Tool Failures

Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity

Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute

Date of Issuance

April 22, 2026

13:56 UTC

Certificate #SB-EABC7EBA-20260422

Certified

SICK

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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.