Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-91ACA810-20260425
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
Employee / Patient
Claude Code User
Unable to work due to Claude Code outage (Anthropic) — View service page
🩺 Diagnosis
Mild frustration symptoms due to increased AI service latency. Patient is irritably drumming fingers on the desk. (Affected service: Claude Code — Claude Code v2.1.120 Crashes on Startup)
🔮 Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question until the AI is back online.
Issuing Physician
Dr. Server Crash
Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
April 25, 2026
01:56 UTC
Certificate #SB-91ACA810-20260425
Certified
SICK
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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.