Official Document

Medical Sick Note

Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage

SB-3D1F10FC-20260327

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The AI service has recovered. The employee may return to work.

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Employee / Patient

ChatGPT User

Unable to work due to ChatGPT outage (OpenAI) — View service page

🩺 Diagnosis

Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Responses API and Sora Increased Error Rates)

🔮 Prognosis

AI service has been restored. Patient may gradually return to work. A 2-hour grace period is recommended.

Issuing Physician

Prof. Dr. Error 503

Chief of the Productivity Loss Department

Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity

Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute

Date of Issuance

March 27, 2026

21:34 UTC

Certificate #SB-3D1F10FC-20260327

Certified

SICK

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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.