Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-8DFCA457-20260327
The AI service has recovered. The employee may return to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Advanced productivity loss — AI responds only sporadically, patient spends more time waiting than working. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Elevated error rates on Realtime API SIP endpoints)
🔮 Prognosis
AI service has been restored. Patient may gradually return to work. A 2-hour grace period is recommended.
Issuing Physician
Dr. Server Crash
Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
March 27, 2026
21:34 UTC
Certificate #SB-8DFCA457-20260327
Certified
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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.