Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-3D9290BB-20260504
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Mild frustration symptoms due to increased AI service latency. Patient is irritably drumming fingers on the desk. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Issue affecting some pages on the ChatGPT website)
🔮 Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every 30 seconds.
Issuing Physician
Prof. Dr. Bit Missing
Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
May 04, 2026
15:41 UTC
Certificate #SB-3D9290BB-20260504
Certified
SICK
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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.