Official Document

Medical Sick Note

Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage

SB-D40FE02C-20260506

🔴

AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.

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Employee / Patient

GitHub Copilot User

Unable to work due to GitHub Copilot outage (GitHub) — View service page


🩺 Diagnosis

Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: GitHub Copilot — Incident with Actions, we are investigating reports of degraded availability)

🔮 Prognosis

Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every 30 seconds.


Issuing Physician

Dr. Rita Bootloop

Specialist for Chronic Tool Failures

Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity

Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute

Date of Issuance

May 06, 2026

07:26 UTC

Certificate #SB-D40FE02C-20260506

Certified

SICK

Sorry-Boss.com

This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.