Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-F45D6E96-20260519
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: ChatGPT — API users may see increased error rates for GPT-5.4 and GPT-5.5)
🔮 Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every 30 seconds.
Issuing Physician
Dr. Rita Bootloop
Specialist for Chronic Tool Failures
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
May 19, 2026
23:45 UTC
Certificate #SB-F45D6E96-20260519
Certified
SICK
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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.