Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-93F4FB72-20260523
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
Employee / Patient
GitHub Copilot User
Unable to work due to GitHub Copilot outage (GitHub) — View service page
🩺 Diagnosis
Mild impairment of work performance due to slow AI responses. Patient shows early signs of impatience. (Affected service: GitHub Copilot — Intermittent errors with app installation token authentication)
🔮 Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back online. We recommend patience and snacks.
Issuing Physician
Prof. Dr. Bit Missing
Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
May 23, 2026
16:14 UTC
Certificate #SB-93F4FB72-20260523
Certified
SICK
Sorry-Boss.com
This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.