Official Document

Medical Sick Note

Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage

SB-726C6E10-20260528

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AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.

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Employee / Patient

ChatGPT User

Unable to work due to ChatGPT outage (OpenAI) — View service page

🩺 Diagnosis

Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Business plan subscription checkout issues on web and mobile web)

🔮 Prognosis

The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back online. We recommend patience and snacks.

Issuing Physician

Prof. Dr. Bit Missing

Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms

Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity

Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute

Date of Issuance

May 28, 2026

20:54 UTC

Certificate #SB-726C6E10-20260528

Certified

SICK

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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.