Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-DBF26F27-20260529
The AI service has recovered. The employee may return to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Mild impairment of work performance due to slow AI responses. Patient shows early signs of impatience. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Users May Experience Issues Accessing ChatGPT)
🔮 Prognosis
Recovery complete. Patient has regained access to their AI tool and can stop pretending to work manually.
Issuing Physician
Dr. Rita Bootloop
Specialist for Chronic Tool Failures
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
May 29, 2026
13:39 UTC
Certificate #SB-DBF26F27-20260529
Certified
SICK
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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.