Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-3A055A74-20260605
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Moderate work disruption — Patient is cursing uncontrollably at the screen and has consumed three coffees too many. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Voice mode availability impacted)
🔮 Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back online. We recommend patience and snacks.
Issuing Physician
Prof. Dr. Error 503
Chief of the Productivity Loss Department
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
June 05, 2026
18:09 UTC
Certificate #SB-3A055A74-20260605
Certified
SICK
Sorry-Boss.com
This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.