Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-9B112ACE-20260606
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
Employee / Patient
Claude API User
Unable to work due to Claude API outage (Anthropic) — View service page
🩺 Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: Claude API — Opus 4.8 degraded service)
🔮 Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every 30 seconds.
Issuing Physician
Dr. Cache Overflow
Specialist for Prompt Withdrawal
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
June 06, 2026
09:39 UTC
Certificate #SB-9B112ACE-20260606
Certified
SICK
Sorry-Boss.com
This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.