Official Document

Medical Sick Note

Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage

SB-567CB5ED-20260606

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AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.

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Employee / Patient

Claude API User

Unable to work due to Claude API outage (Anthropic) — View service page

🩺 Diagnosis

Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected service: Claude API — Elevated errors on Claude Opus 4.8)

🔮 Prognosis

Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. Until then: Netflix.

Issuing Physician

Dr. Server Crash

Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders

Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity

Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute

Date of Issuance

June 06, 2026

18:39 UTC

Certificate #SB-567CB5ED-20260606

Certified

SICK

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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.