Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-920E90D4-20260611
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
Employee / Patient
GitHub Copilot User
Unable to work due to GitHub Copilot outage (GitHub) — View service page
🩺 Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected service: GitHub Copilot — Incident with Webhooks)
🔮 Prognosis
Duration of incapacity: Indefinite. Productive work is out of the question until the AI is back online.
Issuing Physician
Dr. Packet Loss
Specialist for Technology-Induced Work Incapacity
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
June 11, 2026
19:54 UTC
Certificate #SB-920E90D4-20260611
Certified
SICK
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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.