Official Document

Medical Sick Note

Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage

SB-BC1BD570-20260617

🔴

AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.

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Employee / Patient

Claude API User

Unable to work due to Claude API outage (Anthropic) — View service page


🩺 Diagnosis

Mild AI malaise — Patient occasionally has to think for themselves and is visibly overwhelmed by this. (Affected service: Claude API — Sonnet 4.6 errors)

🔮 Prognosis

Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. Until then: Netflix.


Issuing Physician

Dr. Server Crash

Specialist for AI-dependent Work Disorders

Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity

Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute

Date of Issuance

June 17, 2026

00:54 UTC

Certificate #SB-BC1BD570-20260617

Certified

SICK

Sorry-Boss.com

This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.