Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-77486E3D-20260623
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Significant impairment of work capacity due to unstable AI service. Patient is operating at only 10% of usual productivity. (Affected service: ChatGPT — Users may experience elevated errors in ChatGPT uploading and downloading files)
🔮 Prognosis
Prognosis: Recovery possible only after full restoration of the AI service. Until then: Netflix.
Issuing Physician
Prof. Dr. Bit Missing
Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
June 23, 2026
14:33 UTC
Certificate #SB-77486E3D-20260623
Certified
SICK
Sorry-Boss.com
This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.