Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-0E87E235-20260624
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Partial AI withdrawal — Patient desperately attempts to complete tasks manually but fails miserably. (Affected service: ChatGPT — gpt-4o-mini high error rate)
🔮 Prognosis
The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back online. We recommend patience and snacks.
Issuing Physician
Prof. Dr. Bit Missing
Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
June 24, 2026
06:03 UTC
Certificate #SB-0E87E235-20260624
Certified
SICK
Sorry-Boss.com
This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.