Official Document

Medical Sick Note

Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage

SB-EBEF47BA-20260702

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AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.

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Employee / Patient

Grok User

Unable to work due to Grok outage (xAI) — View service page

🩺 Diagnosis

Minor productivity loss — AI is working at snail speed, patient is considering taking the rest of the day off. (Affected service: Grok — [API (us-east-1.api.x.ai)] Grok Build 0.1 unavailable)

🔮 Prognosis

The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back online. We recommend patience and snacks.

Issuing Physician

Dr. Rita Bootloop

Specialist for Chronic Tool Failures

Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity

Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute

Date of Issuance

July 02, 2026

00:48 UTC

Certificate #SB-EBEF47BA-20260702

Certified

SICK

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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.