Official Document

Medical Sick Note

Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage

SB-C375C804-20260707

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AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.

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Employee / Patient

Grok User

Unable to work due to Grok outage (xAI) — View service page

🩺 Diagnosis

Mild frustration symptoms due to increased AI service latency. Patient is irritably drumming fingers on the desk. (Affected service: Grok — [API (us-west-2.api.x.ai)] Imagine Video 1.5 is experiencing lower success rate and higher latency)

🔮 Prognosis

The patient will likely remain incapacitated until their AI tool is back online. We recommend patience and snacks.

Issuing Physician

Prof. Dr. Error 503

Chief of the Productivity Loss Department

Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity

Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute

Date of Issuance

July 07, 2026

15:48 UTC

Certificate #SB-C375C804-20260707

Certified

SICK

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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.