Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-52AD76B7-20260707
AI is still down. The employee remains unable to work.
🩺 Diagnosis
Mild impairment of work performance due to slow AI responses. Patient shows early signs of impatience. (Affected service: Grok — [API (us-east-1.api.x.ai)] Imagine Video 1.5 is experiencing lower success rate and higher latency)
🔮 Prognosis
Expected return to work: Unclear. Patient is refreshing the status page every 30 seconds.
Issuing Physician
Prof. Dr. Bit Missing
Senior Physician for Digital Withdrawal Symptoms
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
July 07, 2026
15:48 UTC
Certificate #SB-52AD76B7-20260707
Certified
SICK
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This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.