Official Document
Medical Sick Note
Certificate of Incapacity for Work due to AI Outage
SB-5214E12F-20260401
The AI service has recovered. The employee may return to work.
Employee / Patient
Claude.ai User
Unable to work due to Claude.ai outage (Anthropic) — View service page
🩺 Diagnosis
Mild impairment of work performance due to slow AI responses. Patient shows early signs of impatience. (Affected service: Claude.ai — Errors on the Claude.ai desktop application)
🔮 Prognosis
AI service has been restored. Patient may gradually return to work. A 2-hour grace period is recommended.
Issuing Physician
Dr. Rita Bootloop
Specialist for Chronic Tool Failures
Specialist for AI-related Work Incapacity
Sorry-Boss.com Medical Institute
Date of Issuance
April 01, 2026
22:27 UTC
Certificate #SB-5214E12F-20260401
Certified
SICK
Sorry-Boss.com
This is a satirical document generated by Sorry-Boss.com. It is not a real medical certificate. But let's be honest — can you really work without your AI? We rest our case.